25+ Funny Engagement Sayings and Wishes

Congrats on finding another weirdo to complement all your oddities and quirks!

Weddings are always a drag, but I'm sure you guys will find a way to make it interesting. I mean, an open bar is the least you could do. Congrats!

Good thing you got him to propose before he realized what a weirdo you are… nice move. Congrats on your engagement!

I'm about 75% happy for you, and 25% worried for your fiancé(e)… Congrats on your engagement!

Well, I guess he liked it enough to put a ring on it. Congrats!

There's something very important you need to know about wedding planning: the flower arrangements, the flavor of the cake, the brides maids' dresses, they're all not going to matter in 10 years. The only thing that really matters is getting through the madness with your love and respect for each other intact. Congrats on getting engaged you two!

Engagement is the beta version of marriage – you get all the stress of planning things together, with half of the commitment. All the best to you both… Congrats on getting engaged!

I take it you guys are getting pretty serious then? Congrats you two!

Few people know this, but being engaged is the perfect excuse to get out of anything. Anything you don't feel like doing, just say you're "engaged" and poof! problem solved. Use this power wisely, and congrats!

It's so lucky you two found each other, because I don't think anyone else could put up with you. Congratulations on getting engaged!

We're friends and all, but that bride-zilla sh*t won't fly. Just saying. Congrats!

I can't believe it! We never thought this day would come! You?! Engaged?! Insanity. But anyway, congrats!

After you say the words "I do", you lose any high ground in laughing at your partner's choices, because you're the biggest choice they made. Congrats on your engagement!

What are the odds that two weirdos like yourselves found one another. Almost makes me believe in destiny… anyhow, congrats!

Another one taken into the abyss of married life… It's getting lonely here in Singleville. Congrats!

My sincere congratulations on finally getting first dibs by default to annoy your partner for the rest of your life!

They say travelling together is the ultimate test of a relationship. Now that you're officially tying the knot and heading off on a honeymoon together, you better be really sure about this one! Congrats on getting engaged!

Congrats on getting engaged, and Godspeed to your fiancé(e)!

You're about to spend a lot of money making a huge public scene about how much you guys love each other. I hope you're sure about his one… Congrats!

You were only a few years and a cat or two away from becoming a full-fledged crazy cat lady. I'm so relieved for you… Congrats!

Wow! Congratulations on your shiny new ring! It's so pretty! Oh yeah, and the guy seems cute too. Congrats!

The secret to a happy marriage is made up of three things: love, compromise, and something else that I've yet to figure out. If you find out let me know! Good luck!

I'm so happy for you guys! So, like, at the wedding… there's gonna be an open bar, right?