30+ Funny Christmas Wishes Sayings Greetings and Messages

May you shed all those gingerbread pounds by New Year's Eve. Happy holidays!

Just a little longer and it will finally be the day we've all been waiting for – the day after Christmas! I know you can do it. Merry Christmas!

I really hope you'll love the present you told me to get you. Merry Christmas!

Remember to add a little bit of extra rum to your eggnog this holiday season so that you can get through it with a smile! Merry Christmas!

Wishing you an Instagram-perfect Christmas this year. Happy holidays!

Christmas is all about family and togetherness, of course, but a few gift cards never hurt anybody. Merry Christmas!

The holidays – so much fun and cheer you need to finish them off with a rum-spiked egg and cream concoction. Pour out some eggnog and have yourself an extra merry Christmas!

Wishing you a magical Christmas filled with peace, joy, and plenty of eggnog to go around.

I promise you all the cookies and milk you can handle if you stick around a bit longer this year – I've missed you so much! Merry Christmas!

It's that time of year again, when you discover what Christmas magic is all about – Black Friday sales and extended returns. Merry Christmas!

In case you weren't sure, then yes, all Christmas sweaters are ugly. Yes even that one. Especially that one. Merry Christmas!

It's all holiday spirit and cheer until Santa pulls out the naughty list. Better hope he doesn't check twice! Merry Christmas!

My favorite time of year – a season when we promise our kids ridiculous gifts from a fictional man who gets around on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Have a wonderful Christmas!

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas, no matter where you go. Wishing you a very merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!

This Christmas is all yours, so go all out! Get the biggest tree, the nicest presents, and put up all the Christmas lights. Actually, don't go too crazy… the electric bill is on you. Merry Christmas!

Being nice year-round may get you more presents, but being naughty every once in a while is a gift unto itself! Merry Christmas!

Remember the magic of Christmas when those credit card bills come in the mail. Merry Christmas and happy New Year!

It's that time of year again – trying to guess everyone's size, sneakily checking tags, and finally giving up and buying a fancy pair of socks. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas!

May all your wishes come true with the help of a little holiday magic, and may all your packages arrive on time and intact this year! Merry Christmas!

All I want for Christmas is you… but, I mean, if you got me something don't worry about returning it. I won't turn it down or anything. Merry Christmas!

Looks like you made it to the nice list this year; I'm sure it wasn't for lack of trying, but rather for lack of opportunity. Better luck next year. Merry Christmas!

May you always find coupon codes, no matter where you do your holiday shopping. Merry Christmas and happy New Year!

You're all I need this Christmas, baby. Whether I'm naughty or nice, I know you'll be there by my side. Merry Christmas!

You've finally reached that phase in life, the one that comes after you stop believing in Santa Claus – you have now become Santa Claus. Next step is looking the part too. Merry Christmas!

Remember, the magic of Christmas is best shared by giving super awesome presents to your loved ones (me). Merry Christmas!

So I thought long and hard about what I'd get you this Christmas, but then I realized – you have me, and that's more than anyone could ever need. Merry Christmas, I love you (and your present is under the tree)!

I think it's time you heard the biggest Christmas secret, passed down my family for generations: get an artificial tree, put the ornaments on, and pack it away as-is. You'll thank me this time next year. Merry Christmas!

May the magic of Christmas bring you joy, love, and all those things you put on your wish list. Merry Christmas!

May your holiday be filled with presents, cheer, and the soft glow of Christmas spirit. Keep the glow really soft though, 'cause you're the one paying the electric bill. Merry Christmas!