30+ Funny Father’s Day Messages and Wishes

Funny Father’s Day Messages
Funny Father’s Day Greetings Sayings Messages and Wishes

As a token of appreciation for all the corny dad jokes – and maybe even a little bit of payback, too – we here at Styiens have put together a selection of funny Father’s Day messages and wishes for your dad this Father’s Day! From funny Father’s Day messages to puns cheesier than a Philly cheesesteak, you’re sure to find the perfect funny Father’s Day wish for your dad here at Styiens. Browse through our huge selection of Father’s Day wishes and find the perfect message for your dad with the help of our intuitive category tags, which will help you filter wishes by tone, length, and recipient. Our funny Father’s Day wishes and messages are the perfect way to show just how much you appreciate your dad (and his dad jokes of course!) this Father’s Day, and are guaranteed to put a smile on his face as soon as he reads them. From fun, lighthearted sayings, to dark humor, to puns, you’re sure to find exactly what you’re looking for here at Styiens!

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Funny Father’s Day Messages

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It's "'til death do you part", and every kid is another nail in the metaphorical coffin. I just want to say that I'm happy to be one of those nails. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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I really wish I could be there with you to celebrate this Father's Day, but I know you appreciate the peace and quiet. To the best dad in the world – I miss you, and wish you a very happy Father's Day.

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Please accept this simple card as a token of my love and poverty this Father's Day.

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I know we're a handful, but that's the reason you have two hands. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!

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You may not know everything there is to know, but you had me fooled for quite some time. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!

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Real heroes don't wear capes; they make corny dad jokes and cheesy puns. Thanks for being my hero, Dad. Happy Father's Day!

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What an amazing reward for being such a devoted and loving father – me! You must be so proud. Happy Father's Day!

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To the corniest dad joke teller this side of the Mississippi – happy Father's Day!

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You've got to be in the top five dads I've ever had. Happy Father's Day!

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For Father's Day this year, you get the gift of another year of not having to pay for my wedding. Yay! Happy Father's Day!

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What an amazing father you are to have raised such a ridiculously smart, talented, handsome, and humble child. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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To the world's most awesome dad from the world's most amazing, wonderful, talented, beautiful kids – happy Father's Day! Can you believe how lucky you are to have us?!

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I value the special bond we share so much! The best part is that we don't even have to say out loud that I am your favorite. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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You're truly an amazing father – just look how awesome I turned out! Happy Father's Day!

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You're the best dad in the world, until you bust out the cheesy puns. Happy Father's Day!

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I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world, Dad. Not that I've had any offers, but I don't think I would anyway. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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Happy Father's Day, Dad! This day is all about you, which means that no matter how corny your jokes are, we're legally obligated to laugh.

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Happy Father's Day from your favorite and most permanent burden in the whole wide world!

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To the first person I'd run to whenever mom said "no" – happy Father's Day! You're the best!

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I know that without me, this Father's Day wouldn't mean a thing. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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I think mom did alright, choosing you to be our dad and all. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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Having me as your favorite child is a gift unto itself. Happy Father's Day!

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You're like a father to me. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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The fact that you're my dad brings a smile to my face, but the fact that there's nothing you can do about it makes me cry with laughter. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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This Father's Day, I just want you to know one thing: you did an amazing job, I turned out perfect. Happy Father's Day!

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From your favorite financial burden and legal liability – happy Father's Day!

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I hope this Father's Day you get to relive a little bit of the amazing life you used to have before we were born. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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Despite the fact that you've still not bought me a pony, I still think you're the best dad in the world. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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As I get older, I realize how lucky I am to have you as a father. There is no way anyone else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father's Day, Dad!

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I thought long and hard about what I would get you this Father's Day, but then I remembered – you have me! Happy Father's Day from the most amazing child in the world!

Happy Father’s Day Wishes and Messages

  1. You're the best friend in the world to me, and the best dad in the world to your kids. Happy Father's Day!
  2. You are my inspiration and the best role model in the world. I love you. Happy Father's Day!
  3. Thank you for everything, dad. I love you more than you know, and hope you have a great Father's Day.
  4. I hope you have a wonderful Father's Day! I love you so much, Dad.
  5. Even when we're far apart, you're always with me in my heart. Happy Father's Day, Dad.
  6. You are an amazing husband, a wonderful father, and the one I want to grow old with. I love you so much!
  7. Thank you for all of the memories, for all the love, and for everything you do. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
  8. You're the best dad in the world, and I'm so lucky to have you all to myself! Happy Father's Day!
  9. To the person who's always had my back, who always pushed me to do better, who always supported me no matter what, I wish a very happy Father's Day! Your children are the luckiest kids in the world!
  10. I want you to know that you mean the world to me and the kids. Thank you for being an amazing father and husband. Happy Father's Day, my love.

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Happy Father’s Day Wishes from Daughter

  1. You are the best dad in the world, and I love you more than I could ever put into words. Happy Father's Day!
  2. My dad means the world to me, because he's the best dad in the world! I love you so much, and wish you a happy Father's Day.
  3. My father is the one person who always makes me feel important and loved, no matter what. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!
  4. It's been a long time since I've been able to say this to you in person, but I'm really proud of you, Dad. Wishing you a wonderful Father's Day!
  5. You are the best dad in the world! I love you! Happy Father's Day!
  6. May all the good times and memories we shared be with you always. I know I will always cherish them in my heart. Happy Father's Day!
  7. Thank you for everything, Dad! You are the best! Happy Father's Day!
  8. You are the best father in the world, and I can't believe how lucky I am to have you as my dad! Happy Father's Day.
  9. Thank you for staying up late with me when I was sick, thank you for always being there for me, and thank you for teaching me to be the person I am today. You are the best dad in the world! Happy Father's Day!
  10. I love you to the ends of the earth, 'cause you're the best dad in the whole world. Happy Father's Day!

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Happy Father’s Day Messages from Son

  1. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!
  2. You are my hero and my father, my best friend and my mentor. All I want in life is to make you proud. Happy Father's Day!
  3. Happy Father's Day to the best dad ever! I hope to one day be half the father you are!
  4. I wish you could know how much I appreciate everything you've done for me Dad. Happy Father's Day!
  5. Happy Father's Day to the man who will always be my hero. Thank you for everything, Dad. I love you.
  6. You are the man I aspire to be. Happy Father's Day!
  7. I love you, dad. Happy Father's Day!
  8. You are an amazing father, you've always been there for me and I am truly grateful for you. Happy Father's Day!
  9. Thank you for everything you do for me. I love you, Dad — Happy Father's Day!
  10. I love you, Dad! You are a wonderful father and a great role model. Thank you for everything! Happy Father's Day!
  11. I will always love you, Dad, 'cause you're the best dad in the whole wide world. Happy Father's Day!
  12. You're always there for me, and I'm deeply grateful for that. Thank you for being a great dad.

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Happy Father’s Day Wishes from Wife

  1. I am so blessed to have you by my side; you're the best husband and the best dad in the world. I love you so much. Happy Father's Day.
  2. To my darling husband, thank you for being everything to me, to our kids, to this family. Happy Fathers' Day.
  3. I hope this day brings you happiness, joy, and as much love as you give to me and to our children. Happy Fathers' Day!
  4. You are the most amazing husband and father, and I'm so lucky to be your wife and the mother of your children. Happy Father's Day, my love.
  5. Happy Father's Day! I'm so lucky to have you as my husband, and the kids are even luckier to have you as their father!
  6. I love you so much, you mean the world to me and to our children. I am so glad to be the woman you chose to spend your life with, the one you chose to build such a beautiful family with. Happy Father's Day, my love.
  7. I'm so happy to call you my husband and the father of our children. I love you so much!
  8. Thank you for standing by me through everything, for always being there for me, and for being such a wonderful husband and father. I love you so much.
  9. I couldn't imagine my life without you or our children. You are such an amazing father and husband. Happy Father's Day!
  10. You are the best dad in the world, the kids and I love you so much! Happy Father's Day!
  11. I couldn't be luckier to call an amazing man such as yourself my husband and the father of my children. I love you so much, and wish you an amazing Father's Day.
  12. Words are not enough to tell you how much you mean to me. Happy Father's Day!

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Happy Father’s Day Messages for Friends

  1. You are what every father should strive to be: you're a great role model for your kids, you're a hard worker, and you're always there for your friends. If anyone deserves to be celebrated today, it's you. Happy Father's Day!
  2. Thank you for showing me how to be a wonderful father. Your kids are so lucky to have you as their dad, and I am so lucky to have you as a friend and mentor. Happy Father's Day.
  3. Your kids don't even know how lucky they are to call you their father. You're such an inspiration to me and to everyone lucky enough to meet you. Happy Father's Day!
  4. Wishing you the happiest and most incredible Father's Day — you deserve it!
  5. Thanks for always being there for me, and for showing me what it really means to be a friend and a father. Happy Father's Day!
  6. One of the things I'm most thankful for in life is the privilege of calling you a friend. Happy Father's Day to a great dad and an awesome friend!
  7. A friend is someone who sticks with you through thick and thin, through the ups and downs — the journey is always better with you. Happy Father's Day, my friend.
  8. Thank you for being such a wonderful father to your children, and for showing us all how wonderful and fulfilling fatherhood can be. Happy Father's Day!
  9. I'm so proud of you for always being there for your kids, for your family, and for your friends. Happy Father's Day.
  10. You are the best father anyone could ever ask for, and I promise your kids know it too! Wishing you a very happy Father's Day!
  11. You have always been there for me endless support, guidance, and friendship. Thank you for everything you do. Happy Father's Day.

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Last update on Aug 15, 2023

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