As a token of appreciation for all the corny dad jokes – and maybe even a little bit of payback, too – we here at Styiens have put together a selection of funny Father’s Day messages and wishes for your dad this Father’s Day! From funny Father’s Day messages to puns cheesier than a Philly cheesesteak, you’re sure to find the perfect funny Father’s Day wish for your dad here at Styiens. Browse through our huge selection of Father’s Day wishes and find the perfect message for your dad with the help of our intuitive category tags, which will help you filter wishes by tone, length, and recipient. Our funny Father’s Day wishes and messages are the perfect way to show just how much you appreciate your dad (and his dad jokes of course!) this Father’s Day, and are guaranteed to put a smile on his face as soon as he reads them. From fun, lighthearted sayings, to dark humor, to puns, you’re sure to find exactly what you’re looking for here at Styiens!
It's "'til death do you part", and every kid is another nail in the metaphorical coffin. I just want to say that I'm happy to be one of those nails. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
I really wish I could be there with you to celebrate this Father's Day, but I know you appreciate the peace and quiet. To the best dad in the world – I miss you, and wish you a very happy Father's Day.
I know we're a handful, but that's the reason you have two hands. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!
You may not know everything there is to know, but you had me fooled for quite some time. Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world!
Real heroes don't wear capes; they make corny dad jokes and cheesy puns. Thanks for being my hero, Dad. Happy Father's Day!
What an amazing reward for being such a devoted and loving father – me! You must be so proud. Happy Father's Day!
For Father's Day this year, you get the gift of another year of not having to pay for my wedding. Yay! Happy Father's Day!
What an amazing father you are to have raised such a ridiculously smart, talented, handsome, and humble child. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
To the world's most awesome dad from the world's most amazing, wonderful, talented, beautiful kids – happy Father's Day! Can you believe how lucky you are to have us?!
I value the special bond we share so much! The best part is that we don't even have to say out loud that I am your favorite. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world, Dad. Not that I've had any offers, but I don't think I would anyway. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Happy Father's Day, Dad! This day is all about you, which means that no matter how corny your jokes are, we're legally obligated to laugh.
To the first person I'd run to whenever mom said "no" – happy Father's Day! You're the best!
The fact that you're my dad brings a smile to my face, but the fact that there's nothing you can do about it makes me cry with laughter. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
This Father's Day, I just want you to know one thing: you did an amazing job, I turned out perfect. Happy Father's Day!
I hope this Father's Day you get to relive a little bit of the amazing life you used to have before we were born. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Despite the fact that you've still not bought me a pony, I still think you're the best dad in the world. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
As I get older, I realize how lucky I am to have you as a father. There is no way anyone else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
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