30+ Funny Graduation Wishes Messages and Greetings

I know you worked hard for this, but I think Google, Wikipedia, and YouTube deserve an honorary mention too… Congratulations son!

Congratulations! I may have lost a bet, but I couldn't be more happy for you. Best of luck for the future, but for now, let's go grab a drink!

Now it's official: you're too cool for school. Congratulations!

Now that you've graduated, you may be smart enough to work out how to pay your student loans. Congrats!

Do you realize that now you're going to get paid to work instead of paying for work!? Congrats!

Call it graduation, call it a beginning or, in your case, call it a miracle! Congrats buddy!

Hate to break it to you, but that was the easiest part of your adult life. Congrats!

Congrats! Now you will actually get paid to work instead of having to pay for the privilege.

Hard work - check. Good grades - check. Make money: more checks! Congrats!

Congrats getting through the easy part of your life!

Looks like you made it! Congrats!

Be glad to finally be a grad. Congrats!

Did you ever think this day would come? Yeah, neither did we. Just kidding! Congrats!

Never forget to thank those who have always been there for you through your class at college: caffeine, instant ramen, and Wikipedia.

You did it! And never forget your most important thing you learned in college: 24 hours in one day, 24 beers in one case. Congrats!

School is like toilet roll, you just miss it when it's gone. Congrats buddy!

It's official: you're too cool for school now! Congrats!

Congrats on meeting the bare minimum job requirements! Just kidding, I'm super proud of you!

Congrats! You get to wear a funny hat. Your hard work has paid off, and now the hat is finally yours. Congratulations on your graduation.

Congratulations on your graduation – you did it! Let me let you in on a little secret: the hard work is far from over, it's actually just beginning.

Education is the secret to success. The diploma might help a little, too. Congratulations on your graduation!

I've always felt you'd just barely graduate. Congratulations on your graduation!

The tassel is well worth the hassle. Congratulations on your graduation!

Congratulations and welcome to the real world.

Damn, that's a very expensive piece of paper. Congratulations on getting that piece of paper!

Congratulations to me for sitting through this long graduation ceremony. Just kidding, so proud of you!

One college degree = two happy parents. Congratulation on your graduation!

Hip hip hooray for graduate! Congrats!

Even though I'm upset about losing my bet, congratulations on graduating! Just kidding, I always knew you could do it! I'm proud of you!

Always respect your elders; we graduated without Google. Congratulations!