Halloween is a time for mischief and mayhem, for scary stories and frightening fun, and what better way to kick off this haunted holiday than with one of our funny Halloween sayings, messages, and greetings here at Styiens! Celebrate everyone’s favorite spooky holiday with a funny Halloween saying, joke, or pun from Styiens, guaranteed to elicit a giggle and a smile from their recipient as soon as they read them. Whether you’re looking for a mischievous funny Halloween saying for a friend, or a punny Halloween message for a family member, you’re sure to find exactly what you’re looking for here at Styiens. Each Halloween wish, saying, and message you’ll find here at Styiens has been thoughtfully written by our expert staff, and is the perfect way to celebrate this spooky season with your loved ones. Filter our funny Halloween wishes by tone, length, and recipient with the help of our intuitive category tags, and find the perfect funny Halloween saying, guaranteed to have them cackling!
There are no tricks involved in being a witch -- it's 50% attitude, 50% broomstick, one tongue of dog, half an eye of newt... Happy Halloween!
You're the creepiest person here, and I promise that this time I mean it as a compliment. Happy Halloween!
I'm not saying I'm scared, I'm just saying we're very lucky that Halloween can't fall on Friday 13th…
You can tell a lot about a person by their Halloween costume, but I'm not quite sure what yours means…
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or a hand… or a head. Anyway, happy Halloween!
The fear is genuine, we just don't feel comfortable showing it the rest of the year. Just kidding -- Happy Halloween to my favorite Boo!
Halloween is the one night a year where children can run in semi-feral packs, dress up as monsters, take candy from strangers, and everyone somehow thinks it's cute.
Witching you a fang-bulous Halloween!
Just remember, if you hear something during the night, and see glowing yellow eyes staring into your soul… it's probably just the cat. Probably.
May your costume be flawless, and may you eat all the candy and not gain even an ounce… Happy Halloween!
If you want to know what evil comes knocking at your door this Halloween... Look through the peephole. It's most likely trick or treaters.
The scariest thing about Halloween is that the stores are already playing Christmas music.
Here's to Halloween, the only time of year where all you want to do is get scared half to death!
Some people think you’re kinda scary, but that's my favorite thing about you. Happy Halloween to my spooky kooky friend!
No matter what you're wearing this Halloween, I'm sure you'll look boo-tiful. Happy Halloween!
Halloween without a little bit of mischief is like Christmas without the carols. Go forth and wreak havoc!
I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!
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