Funny Halloween Sayings
There are no tricks involved in being a witch -- it's 50% attitude, 50% broomstick, one tongue of dog, half an eye of newt... Happy Halloween!
You're the creepiest person here, and I promise that this time I mean it as a compliment. Happy Halloween!
I'm not saying I'm scared, I'm just saying we're very lucky that Halloween can't fall on Friday 13th…
You can tell a lot about a person by their Halloween costume, but I'm not quite sure what yours means…
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or a hand… or a head. Anyway, happy Halloween!
The fear is genuine, we just don't feel comfortable showing it the rest of the year. Just kidding -- Happy Halloween to my favorite Boo!
Halloween is the one night a year where children can run in semi-feral packs, dress up as monsters, take candy from strangers, and everyone somehow thinks it's cute.
Just remember, if you hear something during the night, and see glowing yellow eyes staring into your soul… it's probably just the cat. Probably.
May your costume be flawless, and may you eat all the candy and not gain even an ounce… Happy Halloween!
If you want to know what evil comes knocking at your door this Halloween... Look through the peephole. It's most likely trick or treaters.
The scariest thing about Halloween is that the stores are already playing Christmas music.
Here's to Halloween, the only time of year where all you want to do is get scared half to death!
Some people think you’re kinda scary, but that's my favorite thing about you. Happy Halloween to my spooky kooky friend!
No matter what you're wearing this Halloween, I'm sure you'll look boo-tiful. Happy Halloween!
Halloween without a little bit of mischief is like Christmas without the carols. Go forth and wreak havoc!
I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!
Cute Halloween Sayings and Messages
- Happy Halloween! I can't wait to see your awesome costume this year!
- This Halloween just keep in mind that no matter how scared you might feel, ghosts and monsters are not real! Have a happy Halloween!
- You're the cutest little ghoul around! Happy Halloween!
- May your Halloween be full of fun, excitement, and plenty of candy!
- Wishing you a safe, fun, and spooky Halloween!
- I hope you enjoy this spooky time of year as much as I do. Happy Halloween!
- I can't wait to see what Halloween has a-brewing for us this year!
- Boo! Enjoy this spooky and fun holiday!
- It's the time of the year to immerse yourself in all things dark and scary... I hope this Halloween scares the daylights out of you!
- I hope your Halloween is full of all the magic, mystery, and fun you can handle.
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Halloween Sayings and Wishes for Friends
- Happy Halloween! May you get all the treats you seek!
- I can't believe fall is already here! Wishing you a happy, fun-filled, and spooky Halloween!
- Wishing you a frighteningly fun Halloween!
- May Halloween be filled with plenty of treats (and maybe a few tricks, too) for you this year!
- Sending you my best wishes for a spook-tacular Halloween!
- May this Halloween be filled with enough tricks and treats to keep you smiling for the rest of the year. Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween filled with pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- Happy Halloween to the coolest ghoul around!
- Hope you have a spooky, creepy, and happy Halloween!
- I bewitching you a happy and haunted Halloween!
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Spooky Halloween Sayings and Messages
- Trick or treat! Lift your spirits this All Hallows' Eve and have a little bit of undead fun!
- Halloween is a frightful time filled with spooky sounds and eerie sights, when all the ghosts, monsters, and witches come out to haunt the night. But have no fear on this All Hallows’ Eve; they can only get you if you truly believe...
- Let's see that fang-bulous smile of yours -- it's Halloween!
- I find you absolutely enchanting! Happy Halloween!
- Happy Halloween to my witches, ghosts, and goblins. I wish you a safe and fun-filled holiday!
- Happy Halloween, the only time of year for when people look forward to getting scared out of their wits... hope you have a ghoul-d one!
- I wish you a happy and spooky Halloween! May you only get scared half to death!
- Werewolves, goblins, ghosts, and monsters, and all things frightening, scary and macabre... Come out tonight to fulfill their once-yearly role -- to terrify you down to your very soul! Happy Halloween!
- A good scare will teach you more than good advice, and you'll remember it better too. Have a happy Halloween!
- Happy Halloween! Hope you have a scary good time.
- Trick or treat yourself on this frighteningly fun All Hallows’ Eve!
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