40+ Funny Halloween Sayings Messages and Greetings

Trick or treat yourself and en-gourd-ge on candy this Halloween!

There are no tricks involved in being a witch -- it's 50% attitude, 50% broomstick, one tongue of dog, half an eye of newt... Happy Halloween!

Wishing a very happy Halloween to the realest witch around.

You're the creepiest person here, and I promise that this time I mean it as a compliment. Happy Halloween!

You look simply bewitching on this beautiful All Hallows’ Eve!

Hope you have a howling good time this Halloween!

I'm not saying I'm scared, I'm just saying we're very lucky that Halloween can't fall on Friday 13th…

You can tell a lot about a person by their Halloween costume, but I'm not quite sure what yours means…

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or a hand… or a head. Anyway, happy Halloween!

The fear is genuine, we just don't feel comfortable showing it the rest of the year. Just kidding -- Happy Halloween to my favorite Boo!

Halloween is the one night a year where children can run in semi-feral packs, dress up as monsters, take candy from strangers, and everyone somehow thinks it's cute.

You look absolutely eerie-sistable in that Halloween costume!

Let's get sheet-faced with our favorite goblins and ghouls! Happy Halloween!

Witching you a fang-bulous Halloween!

Just remember, if you hear something during the night, and see glowing yellow eyes staring into your soul… it's probably just the cat. Probably.

Love your costume! Which boo-tique did you get it from?

My favorite holiday is Halloween, 'cause I spend it goblin up candy all night!

Oh my gourd, I'm so excited for Halloween!

May your costume be flawless, and may you eat all the candy and not gain even an ounce… Happy Halloween!

My friend says he can only come out after sundown. He kinda sucks sometimes.

What do you call a ghost that makes jewelry? A ghoul-er.

If you want to know what evil comes knocking at your door this Halloween... Look through the peephole. It's most likely trick or treaters.

The scariest thing about Halloween is that the stores are already playing Christmas music.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice...?

Don't let the trick or treaters drive you batty!

Easy on the boos, and careful not to lose your head tonight! Happy Halloween!

Here's to Halloween, the only time of year where all you want to do is get scared half to death!

Some people think you’re kinda scary, but that's my favorite thing about you. Happy Halloween to my spooky kooky friend!

Eat, drink, and be scary on this gourd-geos All Hallows' Eve! Happy Halloween!

The hardest part of this werewolf lifestyle is keeping up with the mane.

No matter what you're wearing this Halloween, I'm sure you'll look boo-tiful. Happy Halloween!

We may be too old to trick or treat, but at least we get the boos. Happy Halloween!

Halloween without a little bit of mischief is like Christmas without the carols. Go forth and wreak havoc!

Have fun, and remember to creep it real this Halloween!

Slip into that Halloween costume and haunt what you got!

I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to all, and may you have a good fright!