25+ Funny New Home Messages and Wishes

Funny New Home Messages

Keep things lighthearted and fun with one of our funny new home messages here at Styiens! After packing, moving, painting, and reassembling, the new homeowners are sure to welcome a bit of fun and laughter as they celebrate their housewarming! Browse hundreds of housewarming messages and sayings, and find the perfect funny housewarming message for your loved ones in no time thanks to our easy-to-use category tags. Filter our new home messages by tone, recipient, and length, or use our site-wide search function to look for certain words or phrases. From lighthearted housewarming wishes to jot down on a card, to funny new home messages to kick off a longer and more personalized housewarming message, you’re sure to find the perfect one for any and every recipient here at Styiens!

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I can't believe it, your very own place! Now it's time you learned about the homeowner's secret curse: something always needs replacing, even if you don't know it yet. Do what you can to get ahead of it, otherwise it will break right at the start of the weekend. Congrats on the new place, and best of luck!

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Congrats on taking on an even bigger commitment than your marriage!

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You must be so happy, but your parents must be absolutely ecstatic. Congratulations to you all!

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Congrats on the new place, it's so full of character! Let's just hope it isn't haunted, though...

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A new home brings with it new habits. Maybe it will make you less annoying too!

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New home means new plants to kill with weaponized neglect and lack of sunlight. Congrats!

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I'm so happy for you, and want to wish you my sincerest congratulations! Also, please pass on my sincerest condolences to your new neighbors. This must be a very difficult time for them.

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Well, looks like this is it. I don't think we can keep being friends any more now that you're officially a totally bougie homeowner!

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So when is moving day? Oh yeah turns out that exactly on that day, I have a… a thing. Sorry. You know how much I love heavy lifting, but I just won't be able to make it! Anyway, congrats!

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What a nice house. Lovely choice of paint. Really makes the doorframes pop. I'm terrible at wishes. Congrats!

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Alright, when can I invite myself over? Tuesday work for you?

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Congrats on your new home! I'm sure you've had it inspected, but did you know that you only find out if a house is haunted after you've moved in? Anyway, congrats on the new place, and may the floors never squeak in the night!

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A true friend never asks you to help them move. Thanks for being a true friend, and congrats on the new place!

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Really nice place, truly, but next time you're house-hunting, make sure you find a place that isn't haunted!

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Congrats on the new place! Just make sure to keep your Netflix password the same for… reasons.

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If there's one thing I wish for you in your new place, is that your neighbors aren't weirdos. And if they are, at least that they're the quiet type of weirdos. Anyway, congrats on the new place!

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I just want you to know how much I appreciate you moving far enough away that you won't be able to guilt me about not visiting. Oh, and congrats on the new place, too.

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You may have a mortgage bill to pay every month now, but the good news is that you also get to pay for heating, electric, internet… Congrats on the new place!

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Now that you have a mortgage, you're a grownup. It's the law.

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Oh my gosh congratulations, I'm so happy for you! There's absolutely no way I'm helping you move, though :)

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I admit I may have been wrong to laugh at you for all those late nights of Pinteresting… maybe now you can put those inspo boards to good use. Congrats on the new place!

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Congrats on the new place! If you think the hard part is over, wait until your first trip to IKEA!

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Try not to let the neighbors catch on to how batsh*t crazy you are for at least a month. Anyway, congrats on the new place!

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When you told us you were moving out, I was worried we wouldn’t be able to poke fun at you like we used to. Looking at what you've done with the place... anyway, I guess we were wrong.

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Wow! This place just screams "this is all I could afford" – it's so you!

Funny New Home Messages

Keep things lighthearted and fun with one of our funny new home messages here at Styiens! After packing, moving, painting, and reassembling, the new homeowners are sure to welcome a bit of fun and laughter as they celebrate their housewarming! Browse hundreds of housewarming messages and sayings, and find the perfect funny housewarming message for your loved ones in no time thanks to our easy-to-use category tags. Filter our new home messages by tone, recipient, and length, or use our site-wide search function to look for certain words or phrases. From lighthearted housewarming wishes to jot down on a card, to funny new home messages to kick off a longer and more personalized housewarming message, you’re sure to find the perfect one for any and every recipient here at Styiens!

Last update on Aug 05, 2023

Last update on Aug 05, 2023

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