25+ Funny St. Patrick’s Day Sayings Wishes Messages and Greetings

There's a reason I seem so unusually lucky… my great great grandfather was actually half leprechaun. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Irish or not, it's always nice to get together with family and friends on St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

The best part about Saint Patrick's Day is how the stories become more and more nonsensical as the day wears on. Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Sláinte!

To all my friends, Irish or not, may you always have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Better make sure you're wearing green, 'cause I won't hesitate to give you a pinch! Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Get ready for a Saint Patrick's Day to shamrock your socks off!

No matter where your ancestors came from, you're honorary Irish on this Saint Patrick's Day!

You're my lucky charm – there's no one I'd rather celebrate this Saint Patrick's Day with! Sláinte!

People think that four-leaf clovers are a rare find, but have you ever even seen a leprechaun? Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Irish or not, I just feel luckier today, like everything is gonna turn out for the best. On second thought, maybe it's all that green beer… Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

If you find yourself in a pinch today, it might be because you're not wearing green! May the luck of the Irish be with you, and may you have a happy Saint Patrick's Day!

The greatest Irish inventions are whiskey, beer, and Saint Patrick's Day. Have a good one! Sláinte!

You're considered Irish on Saint Patrick's Day if your family tree looks like a shamrock. Or you have a leprechaun on one side of the family. Or you like to have fun. Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Sláinte!

It's a little-known fact that when your outfit is more than 90% green you could turn into a leprechaun…

I'm not a big drinker, but who can say no to green beer on tap?! Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

To my favorite little leprechaun, I wish a lovely Saint Patrick's Day! Hope you cash in on that four-leaf clover luck today!

There are two types of people in this world – people who will chug a pint of green beer, and killjoys. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

We may not be Irish, but there's nothing wrong with a little bit of cultural appreciation – Sláinte, and happy Saint Patrick's Day!

I really feel like my luck has changed for the better today. Maybe it's the luck of the Irish, or maybe it's an overabundance of green beer… Sláinte!

It's not that the Irish are cynical, it's just an innately low tolerance for BS! Have a wonderful Saint Patrick's Day!

I can't strictly claim true Irish ancestry, but I also can't rule out that my great grandpa wasn't a leprechaun… Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

You know, I just noticed that I'm always unusually lucky when I'm with you… And you're always wearing something green…