There's a reason I seem so unusually lucky… my great great grandfather was actually half leprechaun. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Irish or not, it's always nice to get together with family and friends on St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
The best part about Saint Patrick's Day is how the stories become more and more nonsensical as the day wears on. Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Sláinte!
To all my friends, Irish or not, may you always have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Better make sure you're wearing green, 'cause I won't hesitate to give you a pinch! Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
No matter where your ancestors came from, you're honorary Irish on this Saint Patrick's Day!
You're my lucky charm – there's no one I'd rather celebrate this Saint Patrick's Day with! Sláinte!
People think that four-leaf clovers are a rare find, but have you ever even seen a leprechaun? Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Irish or not, I just feel luckier today, like everything is gonna turn out for the best. On second thought, maybe it's all that green beer… Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
If you find yourself in a pinch today, it might be because you're not wearing green! May the luck of the Irish be with you, and may you have a happy Saint Patrick's Day!
The greatest Irish inventions are whiskey, beer, and Saint Patrick's Day. Have a good one! Sláinte!
You're considered Irish on Saint Patrick's Day if your family tree looks like a shamrock. Or you have a leprechaun on one side of the family. Or you like to have fun. Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Sláinte!
It's a little-known fact that when your outfit is more than 90% green you could turn into a leprechaun…
I'm not a big drinker, but who can say no to green beer on tap?! Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
To my favorite little leprechaun, I wish a lovely Saint Patrick's Day! Hope you cash in on that four-leaf clover luck today!
There are two types of people in this world – people who will chug a pint of green beer, and killjoys. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
We may not be Irish, but there's nothing wrong with a little bit of cultural appreciation – Sláinte, and happy Saint Patrick's Day!
I really feel like my luck has changed for the better today. Maybe it's the luck of the Irish, or maybe it's an overabundance of green beer… Sláinte!
It's not that the Irish are cynical, it's just an innately low tolerance for BS! Have a wonderful Saint Patrick's Day!
I can't strictly claim true Irish ancestry, but I also can't rule out that my great grandpa wasn't a leprechaun… Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Funny St. Patrick’s Day Sayings
Saint Patrick’s Day is finally here, and with it comes the perfect excuse to get hammered on green beer, no matter which day of the week March 17th happens to fall on. Kick off this Saint Patrick’s Day with a smile and a good belly laugh with the help of one of our funny St. Patrick’s Day wishes, sayings, messages, and greetings here at Styiens! From silly Saint Paddy’s jokes to puns that will turn your hair green, our writers have made sure you’ll find something here for everyone! Find the perfect funny St. Patrick’s Day wish in no time with the help of our easy to use category tags, which will help you filter our selection by tone, recipient, and length. Use our funny St. Patrick’s Day sayings as they are, or as part of a longer St. Patrick’s Day greeting. No matter how you choose to use them, our funny St. Patrick’s Day wishes are the perfect way to kick off a fun day of Saint Paddy’s festivities! Sláinte!