25+ Funny New Baby Wishes Greetings and Messages

New Baby Funny Wishes

If you’re searching for new baby funny wishes, we’ve got you covered here at Styiens with a variety of baby wishes that are sure to satisfy even the most discerning greeter. Styiens makes it easy to search for funny baby wishes and messages in our extensive database of funny new baby wishes by using the category tags below. Use these category tags to easily and quickly find the perfect baby greetings for the happy new parents. Every wish and greeting you’ll find here at Styiens has been carefully and thoughtfully written by our expert staff, and is guaranteed to bring a smile to the excited parents’ faces. So go ahead and get started on finding the best wishes for a newborn baby here at Styiens!

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The coolest part of being a parent is catching a glimpse of yourself in your little one eyes! Wishing you all the best! Happy Parenting!

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Your life is going to change forever, but I don't think you'll mind very much. I'm so happy for you. Congratulations!

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Congratulations, you've been blessed with a beautiful baby girl! Stock up on those teddy bears, 'cause you'll be an honored guest at fancy tea parties with your favorite little girl in no time!

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A baby girl is a mother's best friend and a dad's little princess; she's going to be adored and cared for by everyone. Congrats on the arrival of your baby girl.

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Raising the children is a walk in the park. But like, Jurassic Park.

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The next few years will be the best years of your life, because before you know it this peaceful little angel will be throwing tantrums over a lollipop. Congrats to the new parents!

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I can't wait to meet your new tiny Overlord!

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Remember those sleepy Sunday mornings and midday brunch? Good, because from now on, those are just distant memories… Sending love and best wishes your way. Congratulations on the birth of the little one!

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Welcome to parenthood, where you going to a grocery store by yourself is considered a vacation. Congrats!

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Congratulations on the arrival of this little guy. Heard he's the cutest baby in the hospital. Can't wait to see him. Sending my best wishes!

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After nine months of waiting, the little prince has arrived. I'm so excited and am eagerly waiting for him to come home so we can meet the little guy. Congrats!

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Always remember: parenting without a sense of humor is like an accountant who hates math -- possible without, but much easier with. Congrats!

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You two deserve every bit of joy that this child is going to bring to you. Congratulations!

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Congrats, you're living in a madhouse, run by a tiny dictator that you created yourself.

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Parenthood: the most scary hood you're ever going to go through. Congrats!

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Hitting the bottle will take on a whole new meaning now. Congrats!

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So much fun, love, and wondrous times lie ahead for you! Congratulations.

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Love just got real. I'm so excited for you. Congrats!

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Goodbye to the tummy. Hello to the Mommy! Congrats!

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The warmest welcome to the new addition to your family! As the new baby of the house, I'm sure you can't wait to spoil him rotten with love!

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Your baby boy is such a cute little one; he's already stolen quite a few hearts. Congratulations!

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Just showed up and already stealing hearts. Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl!

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As soon as I saw your newborn baby boy I had a big smile -- he's the spitting image of you! Congratulations!

New Baby Funny Wishes

If you’re searching for new baby funny wishes, we’ve got you covered here at Styiens with a variety of baby wishes that are sure to satisfy even the most discerning greeter. Styiens makes it easy to search for funny baby wishes and messages in our extensive database of funny new baby wishes by using the category tags below. Use these category tags to easily and quickly find the perfect baby greetings for the happy new parents. Every wish and greeting you’ll find here at Styiens has been carefully and thoughtfully written by our expert staff, and is guaranteed to bring a smile to the excited parents’ faces. So go ahead and get started on finding the best wishes for a newborn baby here at Styiens!

Last update on Aug 05, 2023

Last update on Aug 05, 2023

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