Funny Wedding Wishes
Don't mess this up! But in case you do, just know that you can keep my gift... Congrats to my beautiful sister!
I can't believe my little sister, who swore up and down that boys were icky as we frolicked through our childhood summers, has finally found her prince charming. I know you'll be very happy together, and I couldn't be more happy for you! Congratulations to you both!
You make this whole "'til death do us part" thing look a lot more appealing than it sounds. Couldn't be happier for both of you – congratulations!
Your relationship has all the right ingredients: a generous heap of love, a pinch of humor, a touch of romance, and a sprinkle of patience. Now all it needs is the little bit of "I do" to make it complete. Congrats!
Marriage marks the end of a romantic story and the beginning of a prolonged wrestling match. Wishing you the absolute best!
Married life is not for the faint-hearted; just ask my bank account manager! Congratulations!
Congratulations on your wedding! Sending you all my love and warmest wishes as you begin your very own 'happily ever after'!
Like peanut butter and jelly, the two of you are meant for one another. Wishing both a you a wonderful life together!
It is not true that married men live longer than single men. It actually just seems longer.
I figured you two were crazy in love with each other, but I didn't think you were crazy enough to marry. Have a wonderful future ahead of you.
No amount of wishes or luck is can protect you from the life of servitude that you are about to begin as a husband. Congratulations anyway, buddy.
Two become one: one bed, one key, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on becoming life partners!
Don't forget, one person is always right in the marriage. If you're a husband, it's not you. This advice will make your life much easier. Congrats on your wedding!
It's a true blessing to know that, for the rest of your life, there's only one special person you want to annoy. Congratulations!
Well, this is the beginning of the end for you. No more beers or nights out with the boys, but at least you've got a loving wife. Congratulations!
Thank you for inviting us to eat and drink while you guys get married. Congratulations! Lots of love for both of you!
They say that you can learn a lot about a person when you're traveling together. Good luck on your honeymoon! Congrats!
They say you should always keep our eyes wide open, but it's better to close them after marriage! Congratulations and good luck!
I can see that the two of you are crazy in love with each other... I guess it will probably be complete madness from now on. Happy married life!
I'm going to tell you the secret to a happy marriage: She's always right! Wishing all the best for the times ahead!
There's just one way to have a happy life, and as soon as I figure it out I'll get married again. Until then, I'll let you do the honors. Congrats!
Wedding Wishes and Messages for Friend
- May your years together be numerous and full of happiness. Lots of love to both of you!
- Well, this one just got real! Congratulations on your wedding day, I'm so happy for the two of you!
- Here's to a long, happy marriage with the one you love. Wishing you both all the best.
- Sending our best wishes and congratulations to the new Mr. and Mrs. Love you both!
- May today mark the first day of a new chapter in your life, full of love, laughter, and joy. Congrats!
- So happy for you on your wedding day, and so hopeful for your future! Congratulations to you!
- Congratulations on your wedding! You two are perfect for each other. Always hold on to your love for each other, even in your most difficult moments. Love both of you!
- I can't think of two people who are more worthy of true love, joy, and happiness. Congrats to my dearest friends – have a happy wedding day!
- Today you start writing the next chapters of your shared life story, and I can't wait to read it. Happy wedding day to both of you!
- The love that you both share is more powerful than you know! It will guide you through the challenges that lie ahead as you begin your new life together. Congratulations on your big day, love you both!
- May the journey that you start together today be as joyful and deep as the one that led you to this wonderful day. Love both of you!
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Congratulations Wedding Wishes and Messages
- You are so stunning today. You're glowing with genuine happiness and true love, and I simply cannot help but admire you. Congratulations on your wedding!
- Sending my best wishes for both of you! You're in this together now, and together you're invincible. Congratulations! Love you both!
- Just a small note to tell you how happy we are for you. Wishing you a life filled with many happy moments, devotion and joy. Congratulations to the lovely couple!
- We've gained a wonderful man/woman to add to the family today, and we couldn't be happier. Wishing you all the best! Congrats!
- Sending my warmest wishes and congratulations to a very special couple. May you find in each other the passion, laughter and joy that only life partners share!
- Wishing you the best of luck for your future together and congratulations on your wedding. I'm so happy for you, and I can't wait to see what life has in store for you both.
- Like a lighthouse at night, may your mutual love shine brightly forever. Sending my best wishes! Congrats!
- Weddings are one-day events that change your life forever and leave you with memories for a lifetime. Congratulations!
- Always cherish the love, devotion, and support you have for one another, and you are sure to have the perfect home you've always dreamed about. Congratulations!
- May your love for one another be steadfast and strong through the storms of life. Wishing you lots of happiness, joy and laughter on your wedding day. Congratulations!
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Wedding Day Wishes and Messages
- I want to wish you the best of luck as you start this new chapter of your life. Congratulations on your wedding!
- Congratulations on your wedding! Wishing you a magical day that exceeds your expectations!
- May your marriage bring you as much joy as you bring to others. Congratulations on your wedding!
- I'm so happy for both of you! I want to say congratulations to you both, and wish you many years of happiness together.
- Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness. Congratulations on your wedding!
- Congratulations on getting married! I can't wait to see you walk down the aisle!
- May your wedding be full of love, joy, and beautiful memories! Congratulations!
- I'm so happy for you! Sending you my warmest wishes as you begin your new life together. Congratulations!
- Here's to a beautiful never-ending love story! I'm so honored to be a part of your wedding, and so happy to share your joy.
- Congratulations on your wedding, and thank you for including me in your special day.
- Every day you add a new page to your beautiful love story. Today, you begin a new chapter. Congratulations!
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Wedding Wishes for Greeting Cards
- Congrats on finally making it official! All the best as you set out to build a life and home together — your greatest adventure is just now beginning!
- The day has finally come, you're tying the knot with your one true love. I wish you both many more years of happiness together, and may your love grow stronger with each passing day.
- Wishing you and your new spouse many years of joy, happiness, friendship, and love together. Congratulations to you both!
- We all need someone to love, to care for, and to trust, and I couldn't be happier that s/he found you. Congratulations to the cutest couple I know on your big day — may your honeymoon never end!
- Wishing you both many years of happiness, friendship, and love ahead!
- Congrats to the lovely couple! Sending you all my love and wishing you all the best as you set out on this new journey and build your new life together.
- It's so lovely to see you two together, so happy and in love. Wishing you all the best for the future — you're so perfect together!
- Today marks the beginning of the next chapter, and may it be as wonderful as you are. Congratulations to the happy couple!
- Congratulations to the beautiful bride and handsome groom! May you have many more years together to grow and bloom!
- Congratulations! It's so wonderful to see two amazing people such as yourselves making it official. Best wishes on your happy day!
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