Marriage. It happens to the best of us. Give the happy couple one last ribbing before they’ve flown off to their honeymoon with one of our funny wedding wishes and greetings here at Styiens. Wish the happy couple all the best with a lighthearted funny wedding wish that is sure to ease some of their tension and bring a smile to their faces as soon as they read it. You can use our funny wedding wishes on their own or use them as part of a longer and more personalized wedding wish. No matter how you choose to use them, our funny wedding wishes are sure to be a hit!
Don't mess this up! But in case you do, just know that you can keep my gift... Congrats to my beautiful sister!
I can't believe my little sister, who swore up and down that boys were icky as we frolicked through our childhood summers, has finally found her prince charming. I know you'll be very happy together, and I couldn't be more happy for you! Congratulations to you both!
You make this whole "'til death do us part" thing look a lot more appealing than it sounds. Couldn't be happier for both of you – congratulations!
Your relationship has all the right ingredients: a generous heap of love, a pinch of humor, a touch of romance, and a sprinkle of patience. Now all it needs is the little bit of "I do" to make it complete. Congrats!
Marriage marks the end of a romantic story and the beginning of a prolonged wrestling match. Wishing you the absolute best!
Married life is not for the faint-hearted; just ask my bank account manager! Congratulations!
Congratulations on your wedding! Sending you all my love and warmest wishes as you begin your very own 'happily ever after'!
Like peanut butter and jelly, the two of you are meant for one another. Wishing both a you a wonderful life together!
It is not true that married men live longer than single men. It actually just seems longer.
I figured you two were crazy in love with each other, but I didn't think you were crazy enough to marry. Have a wonderful future ahead of you.
No amount of wishes or luck is can protect you from the life of servitude that you are about to begin as a husband. Congratulations anyway, buddy.
Two become one: one bed, one key, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on becoming life partners!
Don't forget, one person is always right in the marriage. If you're a husband, it's not you. This advice will make your life much easier. Congrats on your wedding!
It's a true blessing to know that, for the rest of your life, there's only one special person you want to annoy. Congratulations!
Well, this is the beginning of the end for you. No more beers or nights out with the boys, but at least you've got a loving wife. Congratulations!
Thank you for inviting us to eat and drink while you guys get married. Congratulations! Lots of love for both of you!
They say that you can learn a lot about a person when you're traveling together. Good luck on your honeymoon! Congrats!
They say you should always keep our eyes wide open, but it's better to close them after marriage! Congratulations and good luck!
I can see that the two of you are crazy in love with each other... I guess it will probably be complete madness from now on. Happy married life!
I'm going to tell you the secret to a happy marriage: She's always right! Wishing all the best for the times ahead!
There's just one way to have a happy life, and as soon as I figure it out I'll get married again. Until then, I'll let you do the honors. Congrats!
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