Halloween without a little bit of mischief is like Christmas without the carols. Go forth and wreak havoc!
This Halloween just keep in mind that no matter how scared you might feel, ghosts and monsters are not real! Have a happy Halloween!
I hope you get lots of candy, more than you could ever eat, so that you can share it with friends, and have a Halloween that's both spooky and sweet!
I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!
Hocus pocus, tiddly winks, eye of newt and heart of mink -- wishing you an enchanted Halloween!
Funny Halloween Sayings and Wishes
- We may be too old to trick or treat, but at least we get the boos. Happy Halloween!
- Just remember, if you hear something during the night, and see glowing yellow eyes staring into your soul... it's probably just the cat. Probably.
- Happy Halloween to all, and may you have a good fright!
- No matter what you're wearing this Halloween, I'm sure you'll look boo-tiful. Happy Halloween!
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice...?
- Witching you a fang-bulous Halloween!
- If you want to know what evil comes knocking at your door this Halloween... Look through the peephole. It's most likely trick or treaters.
- Oh my gourd, I'm so excited for Halloween!
- Don't let the trick or treaters drive you batty!
- I'm not saying I'm scared, I'm just saying we're very lucky that Halloween can't fall on Friday 13th...
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Cute Halloween Sayings and Wishes
- May Halloween be filled with plenty of treats (and maybe a few tricks, too) for you this year!
- Happy Halloween! Hope you have a scary good time.
- This Halloween just keep in mind that no matter how scared you might feel, ghosts and monsters are not real! Have a happy Halloween!
- May this Halloween be filled with good tidings and good times. Happy Halloween!
- I can't wait to see what Halloween has a-brewing for us this year!
- Have a creepy crawly Halloween!
- To my favorite little monster, I wish a spook-tacular Halloween!
- I bewitching you a happy and haunted Halloween!
- I'm ready to get scared half to death, and have all the fun in the world doing it! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween filled with pumpkin spice and everything nice!
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Halloween Sayings and Messages for Kids
- May this Halloween be filled with enough tricks and treats to keep you smiling for the rest of the year. Happy Halloween!
- Happy Halloween! I can't wait to see your awesome costume this year!
- Happy Halloween! May your jack-o'-lanterns always burn bright!
- Happy Halloween! Enjoy it to its creepy crawly fullest!
- I hope you get lots of candy, more than you could ever eat, so that you can share it with friends, and have a Halloween that's both spooky and sweet!
- Trick or treat! May this Halloween be extra spooky and doubly sweet!
- Happy Halloween! Be safe wherever you choose to haunt tonight!
- All the creepiest crawlers, all the spookiest monsters, all the ghouls and all the ghosts have come together -- to make this Halloween the best one ever! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a safe, fun, and spooky Halloween!
- Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
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Halloween Sayings and Wishes for Friends
- Hope you have a spooky, creepy, and happy Halloween!
- Wishing a very happy Halloween to the realest witch around.
- Happy Halloween! May you get all the treats you seek!
- I hope your Halloween is just like our friendship -- a little scary, but always fun! Happy Halloween!
- Wishing you a happy, haunted Halloween!
- May your costume be flawless, and may you eat all the candy and not gain even an ounce... Happy Halloween!
- I can't believe fall is already here! Wishing you a happy, fun-filled, and spooky Halloween!
- Sending you my best wishes for a spook-tacular Halloween!
- The best Halloween costume you can wear is a smile -- show those fangs and have a Happy Halloween!
- May this Halloween be frightfully enjoyable -- Happy Halloween!
- I hope you have a scary fun Halloween!
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Popular Halloween Quotes
- “The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween.” – Paula Guran
- “Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
- “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
- “There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionate of a disembodied soul.” – Joseph Conrad
- “It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Bette Midler
- “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.” – Nicholas Gordon
- “Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.” – Isaac Asimov
- “The witches fly across the sky, the owls go, “Who? Who? Who?” The black cats yowl and green ghosts howl, “Scary Halloween to you!” – Nina Willis Walter
- “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” – H.P. Lovecraft
- “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Lindsey Lohan