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Today is the beginning of the rest of your life. Wait a minute. How old are you? Revise: Today is the beginning of the oldest part of your life.
Happy birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit than last year, but you still look great!
I made a list of the words of wisdom that I wanted to give you on your birthday. For now, it's still empty, but maybe next year. Happy birthday!
Don’t you think it's time for us to grow up already? I know exactly what you're going to say: next year! Happy birthday to you, let's celebrate!
I hope you've lowered your expectations for your meal and cake this year, I heard that dad's taken it upon himself to be the chef. Happy birthday!
Growing old sucks, but you do it so well I must admit that I'm a bit jealous. Happy birthday!
Don't worry about being a year older, 'cause pretty soon you won't remember how old you are anyway. Happy birthday!
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were a gallon of milk, I'd smell you before pouring you over my cereal.
Happy birthday to such a charming, intelligent, and creative person. You remind me so much of myself!
It's your birthday man, and a big one! Well, at your age, I guess every birthday is… Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you! For everyone's safety, however, we think it's best if you skip the candles this year.
They always say to enjoy the little things in life. At your age those little things start to look a bit blurry without glasses, though... Happy birthday to you!
I can't believe how big you've gotten… long gone are the days where I could steal your piece of cake and nobody would be the wiser! Happy birthday to you!
Considering how terrible I am at remembering birthdays, this card is nothing short of a miracle foretelling the amazing year to come. Happy birthday!
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