50+ Funny Birthday Wishes and Greetings

Funny Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Greetings

Choose from hundreds of the best funny birthday wishes, guaranteed to elicit a smile and a chuckle! Each one of our funny birthday greetings here at Styiens has been carefully written by our expert staff, and is sure to bring laughter and joy the lucky recipient. Find the perfect funny birthday wish using our intuitive category tags, which help you narrow down your favorite happy birthday wish by tone and style. Use our birthday greetings as they are, or build upon them for a more personalized happy birthday wish. No matter how you choose to use them, each one of our funny birthday wishes is sure to be a hit!

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for a Friend

  1. As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!
  2. Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!
  3. Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!
  4. You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!
  5. No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!
  6. Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!
  7. Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!
  8. Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!
  9. The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!
  10. Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as another step closer to the end. Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Loved Ones

  1. Each morning I wake up and count my blessings, but the first one I count is always you. To the ray of sunshine in my life, no matter how stormy or gray it may seem — happy birthday!
  2. Thank you for your love, your kindness, and for all the beautiful memories we've made together. With each birthday milestone I grow even more grateful for the opportunity to grow old with you. Happy birthday, my love.
  3. I don't need a special day to remind me how special you are, but I hope that you take this day to remember it yourself. I couldn't be more grateful that the stars aligned the way they did. Happy birthday to my beautiful love!
  4. Just in case you haven't heard it in a while, or maybe you've forgotten, I'll take this day to tell you how much I love you. Happy birthday, my love!
  5. Today is a special day, a celebration of you. But for me, every day is special when I'm next to you. Happy birthday, my love, and to many many more!
  6. I hope I can make this day even half as amazing and lovely as you. Happy birthday, my love, and may every wish in your heart come true!
  7. To the wo/man of my dreams, the love of my life, the one person who puts a smile on my face no matter what's going on, I wish a most happy birthday! I love you so much.
  8. Think about the year that has passed — reminisce about the good, learn from the bad — and use these reflections to guide you into an even better year ahead. For all the memories made, and all those waiting to be made, for everything we built and all our future holds — I love you, and wish you a most happy birthday my love.
  9. With you by my side, there is no road too long, no mountain too high, no sea too rough. I love you so much, and can't wait to spend many more years by your side. Happy birthday, baby.
  10. To my better half, my one and only, I wish a most happy birthday. On this special day I want you to know how much you mean to me, and how grateful I am to have you here by my side. Happy birthday, my love.

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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for a Friend

  • You are a truly special friend, and have always been there for me, through thick and thin. You're my best friend, and I am so happy to share this special day with you. Love you and happy birthday!
  • I look forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a wonderful birthday!
  • Happy birthday to one of the best people I've ever met. May this year be filled with beautiful blessings.
  • I may not have known it at the time, but the day you were born was the day I received the best friend anyone could ask for! Happy Birthday.
  • Thank you for always being there to lend an ear and a hand. I'm so fortunate to have you as a best friend. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my good friend!
  • Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Here's to another year of friendship and adventure!
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful friend! I hope you enjoy every moment of it.
  • Happy birthday to a great friend. Let's party!
  • May God shower blessings on you today and forever. Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday Wishes and Messages for Your Best Friend

  1. Happy birthday to one of the best people I know!
  2. Wishing you tons of fun, joy, and laughter on your birthday. Happy birthday to you!
  3. Today marks another year of you being awesome -- never change. Happy birthday!
  4. Never let your fears hold you back, you can do anything you set your mind to. Here's to a great year ahead and to a very happy birthday!
  5. Happy birthday, sweetheart! You are one of my closest and truest friends, and I can't wait to share your special day with you!
  6. Today is such a special day, and I hope you enjoy every moment. Sending you my love and wishing you a very happy birthday!
  7. Here's to the sweetest and most beautiful person I've ever met. Happy birthday!
  8. Let's light the candles and celebrate another year of awesome you! Happy birthday!
  9. Wishing you a very happy birthday, and may your smile shine as bright as ever.
  10. May this birthday mark the beginning of another amazing year in your life. Happy birthday!

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