Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for a Friend
- There's something special in the air today, I can't quite put my finger on it… maybe it's you? Happy birthday!
- As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!
- Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!
- Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!
- You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!
- No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!
- Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!
- Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!
- Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!
- The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!
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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings
- We tried to get the right number of candles on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space, unfortunately. Happy birthday!
- Considering how terrible I am at remembering birthdays, this card is nothing short of a miracle foretelling the amazing year to come. Happy birthday!
- I can't believe how big you've gotten… long gone are the days where I could steal your piece of cake and nobody would be the wiser! Happy birthday to you!
- They always say to enjoy the little things in life. At your age those little things start to look a bit blurry without glasses, though... Happy birthday to you!
- Happy birthday to you! For everyone's safety, however, we think it's best if you skip the candles this year.
- It's your birthday man, and a big one! Well, at your age, I guess every birthday is… Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to such a charming, intelligent, and creative person. You remind me so much of myself!
- I'm not saying you're old, but if you were a gallon of milk, I'd smell you before pouring you over my cereal.
- Don't worry about being a year older, 'cause pretty soon you won't remember how old you are anyway. Happy birthday!
- Growing old sucks, but you do it so well I must admit that I'm a bit jealous. Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Best Friend
- I wish you a day filled with fun and a year filled with true happiness!
- Happy birthday to my absolute best friend, and may it be one to remember!
- Happy birthday to one of the best people I know!
- Wishing you tons of fun, joy, and laughter on your birthday. Happy birthday to you!
- Today marks another year of you being awesome -- never change. Happy birthday!
- Never let your fears hold you back, you can do anything you set your mind to. Here's to a great year ahead and to a very happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, sweetheart! You are one of my closest and truest friends, and I can't wait to share your special day with you!
- Today is such a special day, and I hope you enjoy every moment. Sending you my love and wishing you a very happy birthday!
- Here's to the sweetest and most beautiful person I've ever met. Happy birthday!
- Let's light the candles and celebrate another year of awesome you! Happy birthday!
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Best Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings
- Wishing and hoping that this year will be the best year ever. Happy birthday to you!
- Warmest wishes for a very happy birthday!
- Wishing you a happy birthday! May all of your dreams come true.
- I hope your birthday will be full of sunshine and rainbows and joy and happiness! Sending you lots of good wishes and happy vibes on your special day.
- Happy birthday to you! I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and that the year ahead will be full of fun and adventure.
- Happy birthday to you! Wishing you a wonderful birthday, and that the year ahead will be filled with new opportunities.
- This year is going to be even better than the last, just you wait. Happy birthday!
- A new year to keep being your amazing self. Happy birthday!
- Sending my warmest wishes your way for a very happy birthday.
- Congrats on another amazing year! Wishing you a truly wonderful and happy birthday!
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