45+ Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes and Messages for a Friend

Here's to another year older, but never wiser! Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime!

I hope this birthday is the beginning of another year of realizing all of your wildest dreams. Just kidding. Stay safe. Seriously. Nothing crazy, at least not for the next few years. Oh, and happy birthday!

It's your birthday! Time to break out the party hats and get even weirder than usual!

Happy birthday to my best friend, who's everyone's favorite designated driver every time we celebrate!

Another year wiser? Not likely... Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! At this rate, you'd better start saving for the nursing home now.

Look on the bright side, you're another year closer to being eligible for the senior discount! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! One step closer to one of life's most important choices: a walker or a scooter.

Congratulations on surviving another year. We never thought you'd make it this far! Wishing you a very happy birthday!

May you never grow old and wise, because that would just ruin our fun! Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one and only friend who will never judge me no matter what I do (mainly because I know everything you've done, and you've lost the moral high ground). Happy Birthday!

Another year older, but still as immature as ever! Never grow up, my friend, and have a hilarious birthday!

Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as another step closer to the end. Happy birthday!

The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!

Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!

Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!

Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!

No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!

You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!

Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!

Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!

As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!

There's something special in the air today, I can't quite put my finger on it… maybe it's you? Happy birthday!

Look at it this way: at least you're not as old as you'll be on your next birthday. Happy birthday to you!

Here's to another year of making each other laugh until we cry, of wild nights out, and secrets we'll take to the grave. To my absolute best friend — happy birthday!

You're certain to have a wonderful birthday — it's in the cards (this one in particular)! Happy birthday!

A very happy birthday to a wonderfully charming, talented, smart, and funny person… gosh you remind me so much of myself!

Happy birthday to my hilarious and awesome friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our stupid inside jokes and keeping each other sane. Love you to bits — happy birthday!

You know you're getting old when the cake begins to look more like a fire hazard than a cake. Happy birthday!

Before you, this was just an ordinary date, but now it's awesome every year! Happy birthday!

Aging sets three processes in motion: firstly, your memory goes, and then… well, I can't remember. It's probably not important. Happy birthday!

I spent a long time thinking about what to get you. I knew that I wanted to get you something truly beautiful and inspiring, but then I suddenly remembered — you have me!

I just wanted to make sure I'm the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to all those other happy birthday wishers. So — happy birthday!

You don't even look that old! I mean, you don't exactly look young, either, but… Anyway. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, man! This is the one day a year where your Facebook feed will be filled with messages from people you don't even talk to!

Congrats on another year — one closer to adult diapers. Happy birthday!

Don't dwell on the past; it can't be changed. Don't stress about the future; it can't be predicted. Don't worry about the present; I didn't get you one. Happy birthday!

I hope this birthday is as awesome as you are, but I know that's setting a very high bar. Happy birthday!

Woohoo, it's your birthday! Now that you've had another year to grow wiser and more mature, it's time to undo it all and make this a birthday to remember. Happy birthday!

You know, you don't even look that old. On the other hand, you don't look that young either… Happy birthday!

Don't get all sad about your age on your birthday, it's simply a count of how many years you've graced this world with your awesomeness. Stay young, and happy birthday!

It's not that you're old, you've just spent a longer time being young than the rest of us. Happy birthday!