Birthdays are fun and happy occasions, and their wishes should be fun and happy to match! Choose from hundreds of funny birthday wishes, quotes, and messages and wish a very happy birthday to that one friend that always makes you laugh ‘til you cry. Each and every one of our funny birthday wishes for a friend has been carefully written by our expert staff, and is sure to elicit a smile and a chortle as soon as it’s read. Use our category tags to filter birthday wishes by tone or length, or use our site-wide search function to find specific words. Use our funny birthday wishes as they are, or build upon them for a particularly hilarious and personal birthday wish for your best friend. No matter how you choose to use them, however, our funny birthday messages here at Styiens are guaranteed to be a hit!
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as another step closer to the end. Happy birthday!
The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!
Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!
Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!
Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!
No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!
Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!
Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!
As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!
There's something special in the air today, I can't quite put my finger on it… maybe it's you? Happy birthday!
Look at it this way: at least you're not as old as you'll be on your next birthday. Happy birthday to you!
Here's to another year of making each other laugh until we cry, of wild nights out, and secrets we'll take to the grave. To my absolute best friend — happy birthday!
You're certain to have a wonderful birthday — it's in the cards (this one in particular)! Happy birthday!
A very happy birthday to a wonderfully charming, talented, smart, and funny person… gosh you remind me so much of myself!
Happy birthday to my hilarious and awesome friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our stupid inside jokes and keeping each other sane. Love you to bits — happy birthday!
You know you're getting old when the cake begins to look more like a fire hazard than a cake. Happy birthday!
Before you, this was just an ordinary date, but now it's awesome every year! Happy birthday!
Aging sets three processes in motion: firstly, your memory goes, and then… well, I can't remember. It's probably not important. Happy birthday!
I spent a long time thinking about what to get you. I knew that I wanted to get you something truly beautiful and inspiring, but then I suddenly remembered — you have me!
I just wanted to make sure I'm the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to all those other happy birthday wishers. So — happy birthday!
You don't even look that old! I mean, you don't exactly look young, either, but… Anyway. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, man! This is the one day a year where your Facebook feed will be filled with messages from people you don't even talk to!
Don't dwell on the past; it can't be changed. Don't stress about the future; it can't be predicted. Don't worry about the present; I didn't get you one. Happy birthday!
I hope this birthday is as awesome as you are, but I know that's setting a very high bar. Happy birthday!
Woohoo, it's your birthday! Now that you've had another year to grow wiser and more mature, it's time to undo it all and make this a birthday to remember. Happy birthday!
You know, you don't even look that old. On the other hand, you don't look that young either… Happy birthday!
Don't get all sad about your age on your birthday, it's simply a count of how many years you've graced this world with your awesomeness. Stay young, and happy birthday!
View more special birthday wishes
View more simple birthday wishes
View more birthday wishes for best friend
View more happy birthday wishes for friend