Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Here's to another year older, but never wiser! Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime!


I hope this birthday is the beginning of another year of realizing all of your wildest dreams. Just kidding. Stay safe. Seriously. Nothing crazy, at least not for the next few years. Oh, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my best friend, who's everyone's favorite designated driver every time we celebrate!

Look on the bright side, you're another year closer to being eligible for the senior discount! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! One step closer to one of life's most important choices: a walker or a scooter.

Congratulations on surviving another year. We never thought you'd make it this far! Wishing you a very happy birthday!


May you never grow old and wise, because that would just ruin our fun! Wishing you a very happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the one and only friend who will never judge me no matter what I do (mainly because I know everything you've done, and you've lost the moral high ground). Happy Birthday!

Another year older, but still as immature as ever! Never grow up, my friend, and have a hilarious birthday!

Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as another step closer to the end. Happy birthday!

The joy of knowing someone as awesome as me should be all the present you need. I got you a little something extra, though, cause I'm amazing like that. Happy birthday!

Just imagine all those nice things that nice people say on your birthday and pretend I said them all to you. Happy birthday!

Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!

Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!

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No no, that's not a grey streak, it's a wisdom highlight. Wear it with pride — happy birthday!

Growing older is not a choice, but growing up is. Here's to another year of laughs and mischief! Happy birthday!

Don't worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday!

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As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can't remember. Not important. Happy birthday!

There's something special in the air today, I can't quite put my finger on it… maybe it's you? Happy birthday!

Look at it this way: at least you're not as old as you'll be on your next birthday. Happy birthday to you!

Here's to another year of making each other laugh until we cry, of wild nights out, and secrets we'll take to the grave. To my absolute best friend — happy birthday!

You're certain to have a wonderful birthday — it's in the cards (this one in particular)! Happy birthday!

A very happy birthday to a wonderfully charming, talented, smart, and funny person… gosh you remind me so much of myself!

Happy birthday to my hilarious and awesome friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our stupid inside jokes and keeping each other sane. Love you to bits — happy birthday!

You know you're getting old when the cake begins to look more like a fire hazard than a cake. Happy birthday!

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Before you, this was just an ordinary date, but now it's awesome every year! Happy birthday!

Aging sets three processes in motion: firstly, your memory goes, and then… well, I can't remember. It's probably not important. Happy birthday!

I spent a long time thinking about what to get you. I knew that I wanted to get you something truly beautiful and inspiring, but then I suddenly remembered — you have me!

I just wanted to make sure I'm the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to all those other happy birthday wishers. So — happy birthday!

You don't even look that old! I mean, you don't exactly look young, either, but… Anyway. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, man! This is the one day a year where your Facebook feed will be filled with messages from people you don't even talk to!

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Don't dwell on the past; it can't be changed. Don't stress about the future; it can't be predicted. Don't worry about the present; I didn't get you one. Happy birthday!


I hope this birthday is as awesome as you are, but I know that's setting a very high bar. Happy birthday!

Woohoo, it's your birthday! Now that you've had another year to grow wiser and more mature, it's time to undo it all and make this a birthday to remember. Happy birthday!

You know, you don't even look that old. On the other hand, you don't look that young either… Happy birthday!

Don't get all sad about your age on your birthday, it's simply a count of how many years you've graced this world with your awesomeness. Stay young, and happy birthday!
Special Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings
- Wishing you an awesome birthday, and that everything you wish for comes true. Happy birthday!
- It's been another year, another wonderful year of having you in my life. You make my heart smile, and I wish that every day brings to you as much joy as you bring to me!
- Happy birthday to a very special person and friend! Here's to another fantastic year.
- May this coming year be even better than the last; may the stars align and may all your dreams come true. Here's to a fantastic year to come -- happy birthday!
- Wishing you a very special birthday and a great year to come!
- I hope your birthday will be full of sunshine and rainbows and joy and happiness! Sending you lots of good wishes and happy vibes on your special day.
- Always special, always wonderful, and forever in my heart. Happy birthday to you, and may all your dreams come true!
- You're an amazing and special person, and I wish you a most amazing and special birthday. Happy birthday to you!
- I'd like to say thank you for sharing all these wonderful memories with me, and I hope we'll get to make many more in the future. Happy Birthday!
- You are a truly special friend, and have always been there for me, through thick and thin. You're my best friend, and I am so happy to share this special day with you. Love you and happy birthday!
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Simple Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings
- May your birthday be packed with love and happiness. Wishing you a wonderful birthday!
- Happy birthday to you! Thank you for being such an extraordinary friend.
- May this special day bring you joy, happiness, and precious memories!
- Happy birthday to my absolute best friend, and may it be one to remember!
- Wishing and hoping that this year will be the best year ever. Happy birthday to you!
- Wishing a very happy birthday to my good friend!
- Warmest wishes for a very happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! Careful not to throw out your back blowing out all those candles!
- Happy birthday to my wonderful friend! I hope you enjoy every moment of it.
- The world is just a little better because you're in it. Happy birthday to my dearest friend!
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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Best Friends
- Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Here's to another year of friendship and adventure!
- No matter where you're headed, or what adventure you choose to embark on, I am certain that you will be successful. Happy birthday!
- May your birthday be filled with happy moments and wonderful memories you'll remember forever. Happy birthday!
- I'm so proud that you have chosen me to be your best friend. May you have a healthy and happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to a great friend. Let's party!
- May God shower blessings on you today and forever. Happy birthday!
- Life can be hard, but luckily we have birthdays to remind us that no matter what, there will always be better times ahead. Happy birthday!
- You know all there is to know about me, and I know all there is to know about you. I don't need a clever greeting because we can practically read each other’s minds. Happy birthday to my absolute best friend!
- I hope you've lowered your expectations for your meal and cake this year, I heard that dad's taken it upon himself to be the chef. Happy birthday!
- Another year of annoying us all! Happy birthday, and never change!
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Happy Birthday Wishes and Greetings for Friends
- Just making sure that you know how awesome you are. Happy birthday to you!
- You've been there for me through every step of the way, and I will be there by your side any time you need me. You are a great friend, and I wish you a most happy birthday!
- I look forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a wonderful birthday!
- We tried to get the right number of candles on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space, unfortunately. Happy birthday!
- I may not have known it at the time, but the day you were born was the day I received the best friend anyone could ask for! Happy Birthday.
- Happy birthday! Today, you deserve all the cakes, affection, love and happiness.
- Happy birthday to one of the best people I've ever met. May this year be filled with beautiful blessings.
- Wishing you a most wonderful birthday and all the most amazing things on your big day! Happy birthday!
- You've seen me at my best and at my worst, and have always accepted me for who I am. You're an amazing friend! I wish you all the best and a very happy birthday!
- Today, my most special birthday wishes are reserved for you, friend! I hope you have a wonderful day full of joy and celebration! Happy birthday to you!
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